| GAH! |
[Nov. 23rd, 2005|11:08 pm] |
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| |  crushed | ] |
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| | Rent - No Day but Today | ] |
Why do I always get the ones with the double ended lightsaber? .....Well, as long as he knows how to use it. |
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| Yoink! I Stole it! Now you have to read about ME! |
[Oct. 18th, 2005|03:40 pm] |
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| |  cranky | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Tracy Bonham - Free | ] |
1. DO YOU SNORE? Nope
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I love fighting...does that count?
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Being alone for the rest of my life
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? YES! I had TONS!
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV? I can tolerate a few. I don't often watch TV. Just Alias
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? I used to
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Hell yeah...I had people coming up to see all over the place!
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? No...I hate being alone
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black, unfortunately
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? I used to.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No...but I've repelled down 47ft before and fast roped which is what troops do out of helicopters.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? The human pretzel
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? France
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Ick...stale old man
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Like a dolphin
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? No but I rented it and forgot to take it back for like...a month.
17. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE OZONE? Nah...the hole is getting smaller.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP? I suck it.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? Tried it...gave me a headache.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Uh...yeah. It comes hand in hand with being a Marine.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Yup.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Electric...too impatiant for anything else.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I <3 Animals....I don't like it
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? I surely hope so.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's icky left-handed people writing
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Penicillian
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID I LOVE YOU? To my boyfriend yesterday on the phone.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? No...
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? Nope
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Egg in the hole...or over medium
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Yeah...and I have blonde moments, too
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? My kitty took it
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 3:48
34. DO YOU HAVE ANY NICKNAMES?? Crash at my unit...Syd some other places
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? I eat it when I'm hungry
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? Just a few minutes ago.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Baths though I take lots of showers
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? No...
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Uh huh
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Only after watching Resident Evil for the umpteenth time
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? My computer
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? creamy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? mmhm
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? twice
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO GO? Yuppers
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Not at all
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown
49. MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU'VE EVER STOLEN? A bracelet from lost and found....but someone lost it.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? It's kinda boring
51. WHO'S BETTER: Huh?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? I'm more intuitive than psychic
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? nope
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Guitar, piano, clarinet
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Quarters from my step dad. I accidently took too much money from my mom, once
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Never tried
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Very much so
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? All the time.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Nope
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? No...Kitties are
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? It happens a lot.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? No
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Yeah...tons
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? No...it's kinda warm.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Gold fish....crackers
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Never
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Umm....yeah. All the time
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV? Infomercials
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? What's that?
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Cold - A Different Kind of Pain |
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| Why we love Mikey! |
[Apr. 2nd, 2004|05:13 am] |
AwaitingMassacre: The other day I was feeling myself up
AwaitingMassacre: In the store.
AwaitingMassacre: LMAO
NationaIistic: ...You're a weird kid, Mike.
Duke Nukems Son: i feel myself up a lot.
AwaitingMassacre: Old chick walked by
AwaitingMassacre: I tried to remove my hands
AwaitingMassacre: But didn't in time
Duke Nukems Son: LMAO
AwaitingMassacre: Must've looked wrong
NationaIistic: lmao
AwaitingMassacre: Well, with the feminine products right across the asidle
AwaitingMassacre: *aisle
Duke Nukems Son: i am going to feel you up when we meet
AwaitingMassacre: You can feel my tits anyday |
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| LOOK! Mikey being stupid some more...... |
[Apr. 2nd, 2004|05:12 am] |
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| |  chipper | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | the birds singing outside | ] |
Duke Nukems Son: my nipples are hard
Duke Nukems Son: it[s supposed to be nearing spring man
Jmassucci: mine are, too
NationaIistic: ...
Duke Nukems Son: well probably for different reasons
AwaitingMassacre: My nipples are soft
AwaitingMassacre: And flat
Duke Nukems Son: i'm not touching mine
AwaitingMassacre: And big
AwaitingMassacre: And engorged |
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| Look! |
[Mar. 26th, 2004|05:44 am] |
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| | amused | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Rent - Out Tonight | ] |
These are really funny answers from the all knowing MP3 player. If you don't get it...don't ask:
Jmassucci: What Matt is doing =
Jmassucci: 'rnd
Jmassucci: Exploiting Jen's Music random: 92. evanescence-going_under-rns One Song at a Time
(Go Matt!)
Jmassucci: Why I love my man so much =
Jmassucci: 'rnd
Jmassucci: Exploiting Jen's Music random: 246. Sam Phillips - Go Down One Song at a Time
(mmhmm....master of the tongue, he is)
Jmassucci: Why I love Jennifer Garner so much =
Jmassucci: 'rnd
Jmassucci: Exploiting Jen's Music random: 151. matt good_She's Got a New Disguise One Song at a Time
(Alias! Woohoo!)
Jmassucci: My vagina =
Jmassucci: 'rnd
Jmassucci: Exploiting Jen's Music random: 250. Sam Phillips - Liberate Me One Song at a Time
(for all those lonely times)
Jmassucci: Jill's vagina =
Jmassucci: 'rnd
Jmassucci: Exploiting Jen's Music random: 48. Coldplay - See You Soon ( Acoustic ) One Song at a Time
(I won't be the one doing the seeing)
Jmassucci: Wesker's penis =
Jmassucci: 'rnd
Jmassucci: Exploiting Jen's Music random: 236. Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano One Song at a Time
(Wesker must be Italian)
Jmassucci: What Kael is doing now =
Jmassucci: 'rnd
Jmassucci: Exploiting Jen's Music random: 165. Michelle Branch - I'll Always Be Right There One Song at a Time
(awwwwww.....Kael = my man)
Jmassucci: My pubes =
Jmassucci: 'rnd
Jmassucci: Exploiting Jen's Music random: 164. Michelle Branch - Everywhere One Song at a Time
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARE NOT!!!)
ViraI: chelsea's pubes=
ViraI: rnd
ViraI: alexxx random: 555. Rammstein - Stripped
(....damn it. That was me!)
Yup...those are the funny ones...
OH!!! LOOOK! Jennifer Garner grabbing her boobs! |
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| GRRRRR! |
[Mar. 16th, 2004|12:20 am] |
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| | pissed off | ] |
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| | Alanis Morissette - Thank U | ] |
I am tired of people's ignorance! GRRRRR!!! -Jumps up and down waving a sword wildly ready to kill- DAMMIT ALL! I was told that joining the military makes me nothing but expendable and an idiot. BUT LET ME TELL YOU!!!:
"It was the soldier, that gave you freedom of the press not the reporter
It was the soldier, not the poet that gave you freedom of expression
It was the soldier that gave you freedom of speech, not the campus organizer
It is the soldier that salutes the flag It is the soldier that serves under the flag
And it is the soldier whose coffin is draped by the flag
So that others may have the right to bum the flag."
-unknown
How dare anyone sneer at the military?! Ah...I know...they're cowardly! They're lazy! They think being an individual means denouncing those who are the most important to this country! They are too dense to admit these faults about themselves and find bashing this countries driving force into the dirt. Sickening...very very sickening. I'm appalled. I can't believe that someone who puts their life on the line for an ungrateful country is sneered at! Maybe we should work to change that for those few who have given up their freedoms for ours. Think about it...I haven't seen my fiancee in two months and three months before that. He sacrificed his freedom to see those he cares about to serve in this nations great military....and people are calling him stupid! He knew and I knew that our lives would be different for those four or more years we signed for. I mean...I'm not expecting a cookie or a pat on the back...just a nod of respect. That's all. Is that too much to ask?
Semper Fidelis,
Jen
--Female Marines: Fewer, Prouder |
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| OMG! |
[Mar. 12th, 2004|10:20 pm] |
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| |  accomplished | ] |
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| | Braveheart Music | ] |
Okay...I just laughed myself almost to death....I was messing with some jerkoff and this is what was said...and do check out the pictures, too. They're hilarious!
Jmassucci [9:56 PM]: I'm horny...
Zender3 [9:57 PM]: so am i but im a pimp
Zender3 [9:57 PM]: how much you smoke
Jmassucci [9:58 PM]: tons...
Zender3 [9:58 PM]: thats a good bitch
Zender3 [9:58 PM]: how much you want for a bj
Jmassucci [9:59 PM]: I'm expensive...
Jmassucci [9:59 PM]: I know my shit...
Zender3 [9:59 PM]: so am i im a pimp
Zender3 [9:59 PM]: im a rich pimp
Jmassucci [10:00 PM]: I generally charge about $20
Zender3 [10:00 PM]: i charge 90 hundred
Zender3 [10:00 PM]: i sell huge ones'
Jmassucci [10:00 PM]: oooo
Zender3 [10:00 PM]: yea im a pimp
Zender3 [10:01 PM]: a rich pimp
Zender3 [10:01 PM]: talk dirty
Zender3 [10:01 PM]: bitch
Jmassucci [10:01 PM]: I like uncircumcised dicks...
Zender3 [10:02 PM]: how old are you
Zender3 [10:02 PM]: bchi
Zender3 [10:02 PM]: bitch
Jmassucci [10:02 PM]: I'm legal...and that's all you need to know
Zender3 [10:02 PM]: im a pimp
Zender3 [10:02 PM]: a rich one
Zender3 [10:02 PM]: you police
Jmassucci [10:02 PM]: no
Zender3 [10:02 PM]: bitch
Zender3 [10:03 PM]: your my bitch
Jmassucci [10:03 PM]: mmmm
Zender3 [10:03 PM]: cops pull me over because my dics so huge it hangs out the window
Jmassucci [10:04 PM]: Oooo....I wanna see
Zender3 [10:04 PM]: what are you wearing
Zender3 [10:04 PM]: bitch im a pimp
Jmassucci [10:04 PM]: vinyl...
Jmassucci [10:04 PM]: all vinyl
Zender3 [10:05 PM]: your pussy
Zender3 [10:05 PM]: is mine
Zender3 [10:05 PM]: bitch
Zender3 [10:05 PM]: talk dirty
Zender3 [10:05 PM]: bitch
Jmassucci [10:06 PM]: I want you to do me in my ass...
Zender3 [10:06 PM]: ill do you all night long
Zender3 [10:06 PM]: itch im a pimp
Zender3 [10:06 PM]: bitch
Zender3 [10:07 PM]: you police
Jmassucci [10:07 PM]: no beef cakes
Zender3 [10:07 PM]: thats right bitch
Zender3 [10:08 PM]: how big are your boobs
Jmassucci [10:08 PM]: 34 C
Zender3 [10:08 PM]: i like big ones
Zender3 [10:08 PM]: bitch
Zender3 [10:08 PM]: got pictures
Zender3 [10:09 PM]: you better bitch
Jmassucci [10:09 PM]: I do
Zender3 [10:09 PM]: your my bitch
Zender3 [10:09 PM]: give me some bitch
Zender3 [10:10 PM]: how old are you
Zender3 [10:10 PM]: bitch im a pimp
Jmassucci [10:10 PM]: I'm 16
Zender3 [10:10 PM]: im 17
Zender3 [10:11 PM]: give me some bitch photos
Zender3 [10:11 PM]: name
Zender3 [10:11 PM]: bitch
Zender3 [10:11 PM]: you like doggy style
Jmassucci [10:12 PM]: oh yeah
Jmassucci [10:12 PM]: Josephine...is my name
Zender3 [10:12 PM]: are you a virgin
Jmassucci [10:12 PM]: only if you want me to be
Zender3 [10:12 PM]: send me some fucking photos
Zender3 [10:13 PM]: now
Jmassucci [10:13 PM]: I will...gimme a few seconds
Zender3 [10:13 PM]: thats right bitch
Zender3 [10:13 PM]: im a pimp
Zender3 [10:14 PM]: 911 is calling to say give me some fucking photos
Zender3 [10:14 PM]: hurry
Zender3 [10:15 PM]: bitch
Zender3 [10:15 PM]: hurry
Jmassucci [10:15 PM]: http://web.media.mit.edu/~fletcher/colombia/berta.gif
Zender3 [10:16 PM]: give me real ones now bitch im apimp
Zender3 [10:17 PM]: hurry up bitch
Jmassucci [10:17 PM]: http://www.stunt-show.com/photos01/josephine.jpg that's me....I am an actress
Zender3 [10:18 PM]: real photos of you naked
Zender3 [10:18 PM]: bitch
Zender3 [10:18 PM]: or ill find a new bitch
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: ok
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 5
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 4
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 3
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 2
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 1
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 5
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 4
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 3
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 2
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 1
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 9
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 8
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 7
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 6
Zender3 [10:19 PM]: 5
Jmassucci [10:19 PM]: http://www.regardencoulisse.com/talents/waitsrichard/josephine.jpg
Zender3 signed off at 10:20 PM
Man....that's hysterical! |
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| Sick! -cough- |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|11:50 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | sick | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Pixies - Where is my Mind | ] |
Yup...I was sick today. That was the highlight. Isn't that sad? I slept all day, not that that's any change but this time mommy dearest gave me permission! WOOO! Maybe I should have applied to a college far far away instead of Harvard on the Hill (community college for those who may be...a little slow). -sigh- So I'm stuck with my parents until boot camp and then when I get there, everyone is telling me I'd do anything to see them again! How does that work? Anyway...I finally beat my video game...the Mafia which is some feat, lemme tell ya. I almost threw my TV that I paid for! -GASP- But it's over! BWAHAHAHAH! It's FINALLY OVER!!!! Well...that's all I did. Thanks for asking. BYE!
Jen
--Female Marines: Fewer, Prouder |
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| Moooooooo! |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|05:02 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | dirty | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Rammstein - Seamann | ] |
Don't ask....Anyways. Mike told me that I never write so look! I'm writing. I don't have much to talk about because I never leave the house and when I do, nothing interesting ever happens...SURPRISINGLY! So...here. Writing. Slowly and surely. Wow...it is getting late. Hmm...Sleep? No. Never. Hmm...music. That seems to help. -sigh- See? This is why nothing interesting ever happens to me. I'm too busy staying up til I hear the birds and such. OH! This was interesting:
Jmassucci: no more trying to seduce men into the depth of her deep dark............sould
Jmassucci: soul*
AwaitingMassacre: Deep, dark...
Jmassucci: no....
Jmassucci: bimbo
AwaitingMassacre: Sounds like a sexual innuendo if I ever saw one.
Jmassucci: LAG!
AwaitingMassacre: MEET MY DEEP, DARK, LUSCIOUS, RAVENOUS....SOUL!
Jmassucci: I actually didn't intend it to
Jmassucci: it sorta happened
AwaitingMassacre: Soul = hole
AwaitingMassacre: See the link?
Me and Mikey were having a conversation and that was the result. Maybe I should stop talking to Mike? NEVER! Too fun! Well...-blows her nose- Time do blow my nose. Bye! |
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| Funnies! |
[Mar. 10th, 2004|03:52 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  horny | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | MGS2: Sons of Libery - Snake Hymn | ] |
K...Amanda wouldn't post it so I'll just have to. It's scary folks but it's also really late...or...really early depending how you like to be. Here goes:
Jmassucci: she's me...and I don't have a dick
Jmassucci: though if I did...I'd never leave the house
Jmassucci: I'd try to stick it in my giner
-sigh- the rarest forms of feminism, folks. Wouldn't it be great? |
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| OMG! EVANESCENCE! |
[Feb. 26th, 2004|01:49 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  enthralled | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Evanescence - Whisper | ] |
Okay...I just got back from the best concert ever! I went to see Evanescence at the Congress Theatre in Chicago and it was AWESOME! Me and my friend stood up in the front fairly close to the stage but by the time Evanescence came on stage, we were RIGHT there thanks to some Mosh Pits...I couldn't complain...'cept I couldn't breathe if you paid me. And it was so friggin' hot! I was sweating like a...horse? When Amy Lee came out, I was so close, I could have touched her if she leaned over into the crowd! But she didn't and I couldn't touch her. But she was wearing the same shirt as me! A black muscle shirt! I had a fishnet shirt over mine, but still...same shirt. They opened up with Haunted and closed with my favorite song, Whisper! Yeah...it was great! But...I'm hella tired so I'm going to bed. Bye! |
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| Sad in Illinios |
[Feb. 20th, 2004|01:35 am] |
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K...so Kael (my soon hubby) has since come and gone from his much too short two weeks of leave from the Navy. :( He left Saturday....Valentines Day of all days. I was glued to my futon for a few days until college life forced me back into the real world. Darn that college. Oh! But if I do really well tomorrow with the two Mary-Kay facials I booked, I get to go see Evanescence in concert! That'd be SOOOO fun! I'm praying for it. Also, the only way I can go active duty is if I find a female to take my spot in the reserves and leave for boot the day I was supposed to. June 28. GREAT SCOTTS! ONLY FOUR MONTHS TO DO THAT! MORE PRAYERS! Pray for me...please. I really really really want to go active duty! My future is now depending on it! HELP!!!! |
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| Umm...yeah |
[Feb. 10th, 2004|04:09 am] |
BLAH!
BLAH!!!!!!!!!
That one is the closest...though I doubt the Corps would approve of Fidel Castro as my hubby. Neither would Kael. |
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| The United States Marine Corps |
[Feb. 8th, 2004|11:30 pm] |
I want to post all of the Marine Corps creeds and, of course, the Marine Corps Hymn which is ever ringing in the ears of all that have served, will serve, and are serving in the United States Marine Corps.
Marine Corps Hymn</b>
From the Halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, we fight our country's battles, in the air, on land and sea. First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean, we are proud to claim the title of United States Marine.
Our Flag's unfulr'd to every breeze, from dawn to setting sun. We have fought in every clime and place, where we could take a gun. In the snow of far-off northern lands, and in sunny tropic scenes, you will find us always on the job, the Unites States Marines.
Here's health to you and to our Corps, which we are proud to serve. In many a strife we've fought for life, and never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy, ever look on Heaven's scenes, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines!
Riflemen's Creed
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
Marine Corps Prayer
Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose and deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones, and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family.
Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my Country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold.
If I am inclined to doubt, steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and grant me wisdom by which I may understand the answer to my prayer. |
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| I'M FAMOUS!!!!! |
[Feb. 8th, 2004|10:44 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  tired | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Eve 6 - Here's to the Night | ] |
Yup...I was on the front page of the newspaper the other day for the Marines Pool Function. No...not swimming pool. A Pool Function is held ever Wed. at 1700 (5pm) sharp and is to ready a recruit for Recruit Training. Take a look!
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| Funny Stuff! |
[Feb. 1st, 2004|11:02 pm] |
I found this on someone's Live Journal and I laughed and laughed!
"An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying,"Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent me."
Isn't that great?! |
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| My First Post....WEEEE! |
[Feb. 1st, 2004|10:30 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | cynical | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Marine Hymn | ] |
Yup...my first post. I'm not terribly excited. Is that wrong? I did, however, watch "Rules of Engagement" about my beloved Corps. Ooo-rah! I just hung up my USMC flag in my room, not that anyone should be thrilled by such an accomplishment. The real accomplishment is getting through Boot Camp. Five and a half months left. I'm actually excited. Isn't that disgusting? I'll be a female Marine...married to a Seaman. :\ Everyone has there mistakes. Poor guy. I love him, though, despite his misguidings. Yeah, he also turned Democrate on me. Does the Navy really make everyone so stupid?! Gee wiz! Well...I'm gonna get my skinny body some food.
Post you soon!
Jen
Female Marines: fewer, prouder |
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